<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470149141918822785</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:06:02.202-08:00</updated><category term='lawyers'/><category term='funny jokes'/><category term='Two lawyers'/><title type='text'>Funny Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'>All about the funny jokes on politics, technical, technology and so many...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2470149141918822785/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Special</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02364886831423776777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cZpJ5P6FiGE/SfVI5Gy_MaI/AAAAAAAAACw/IHrC8YhOkdI/S220/67059fac47c8a3187d58c69cfa1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470149141918822785.post-1117439287509906626</id><published>2009-03-03T02:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T02:21:42.897-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Two lawyers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lawyers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny jokes'/><title type='text'>Two lawyers</title><content type='html'>Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day the secretary announced she was pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The day of delivery arrived.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2470149141918822785-1117439287509906626?l=sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/1117439287509906626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/03/two-lawyers.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2470149141918822785/posts/default/1117439287509906626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2470149141918822785/posts/default/1117439287509906626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sixfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/2009/03/two-lawyers.html' title='Two lawyers'/><author><name>Special</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02364886831423776777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cZpJ5P6FiGE/SfVI5Gy_MaI/AAAAAAAAACw/IHrC8YhOkdI/S220/67059fac47c8a3187d58c69cfa1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
